Can Never Get Enough Vitamin C

Date July 26, 2007 | By Jared Howard | 341 Views

Vitamin C Vitamin C is personally one of my favorite vitamins. Vitamin C among other things is “a powerful antioxidant and is needed for the production of collagen, the “glue” that strengthens the bodies muscles and blood vessels. Vitamin C is also important in wound healing as a natural antihistamine, fighting viruses, and aids in the formation of liver bile. Finally, it helps to detoxify alcohol and other substances.” Not to mention, is found in some pretty tasty fruits. One man can only eat so many oranges though. Where does one go when their thirst for vitamin C is not quenched anymore?

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Grab-A-Sak!

Date July 25, 2007 | By Jared Howard | 502 Views

grab a sak When your product is called Grab-A-Sak! it pretty much writes itself. Simply strap this onto your shoulder and you’ll be hauling grocery bags like your competing in the World’s Strongest Man contest. Or even better, this would be perfect for the parents of sextuplets. Don’t waste money getting multiple strollers, just throw this on and sling your babies on it.









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Baskin-Robbins 32nd Flavor?

Date July 25, 2007 | By Jared Howard | 2,681 Views

Pizza Cone

With ice cream makers constantly trying to outdo one another and come up with crazier and crazier flavors it is only a matter of time before they move from sweet flavors to savory flavors. Beating them all to the punch though is Konopizza. Forget pizza flavored ice cream, give me pizza in a cone. Touted as the “future of pizza,” I wasn’t aware that pizza needed a future iteration as it’s done pretty well for itself so far.

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Don’t Drop The Soap

Date July 25, 2007 | By Jared Howard | 628 Views

Spongeables

Ensure you never drop the soap and find yourself in a compromising position again with Spongeables, the luffa with soap built in. “Using patent-pending technology, SPONGEABLES™ infuses natural glycerin and olive oil-based soap into a hypoallergenic sponge for rich, creamy, long-lasting lather.” Available in both travel sizes (7 uses before it runs out of soap) and spa sizes (30 uses), Spongeables come in a variety of different smells as well such as cucumber melon, spicy mango and marine sunshine.

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Hammer Time

Date July 24, 2007 | By Jared Howard | 386 Views

Hammerhead

Making binge drinking at bars and college campuses across the country easier comes the Hammerhead Multi-Bottle Opener. God gave you two hands for a reason and being able to manipulate double fisted beers is one of the key evolutionary improvements that separates us from the monkeys. Now you can reload twice as fast and get to that drunken state of retardedness and stupid decisions that much faster.

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If The Beds A Rockin, Its The Alarm Clock Talking

Date July 24, 2007 | By Jared Howard | 418 Views

Inferno Clock

For those heavy sleepers that need a little extra kick to get up, the Inferno Alarm Clock won’t only ensure you’ll never over sleep again, it’ll make you afraid to fall asleep. Adjustable with a volume up to 113 decibels (just for reference the average lawn mower is 95 decibels) you’ll be deaf within 10 years. But no worries, the Inferno Alarm Clock also comes equiped with a bed shaker. Just place the shaker unit under your mattress and every morning will be like waking up to the “Big One”.

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Thank You For Smoking

Date July 24, 2007 | By Jared Howard | 518 Views

Aeros

Do you absolutely love everything about smoking besides the tar, carbon monoxide and actual smoke? Introducing Aeros Smokeless Cigarettes. “Aeros is used like a cigarette but requires no heat and delivers no smoke. Aeros does deliver nicotine vapor and cigarette-like flavor.” I know what you’re thinking. Thank God they keep the cigarette-like flavor because my partner likes nothing more than kissing my cigarette flavored lips.

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Latest Cheapstakes Winner

Date July 24, 2007 | By Jared Howard | 382 Views

The Handler Congratulations to ky2here, the latest Cheapstakes winner who will hopefully live a happy germ free life from now on thanks to the Handler!

If you didn’t win this Cheapstakes you still have time to enter the Cheapstakes: Win Your Own Digital Picture Frame. That contest ends 7/31/07 @ 8:00pm. Rules and directions can be found here.









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Kick You When You’re Down

Date July 24, 2007 | By Jared Howard | 327 Views

Shoe Chair Do you ever feel like life is kicking you in the ass? You didn’t get that big promotion, your love life sucks and you just can’t seem to catch a break. Now the beating can continue at home when you plop yourself down on the High Heel Shoe Chair. Available in six different colors if leopard print ain’t your thang, you might as well collect them all since all you girls know one pair of shoes is never enough. And when you need a little TLC?



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Have It Your Way

Date July 23, 2007 | By Jared Howard | 536 Views

Pee

So be honest ladies, if there is one area where guys have it better, it’s in the bathroom department and specifically the ability to relieve themselves standing up. It was a cruel hand dealt to you ladies and I feel for you, especially every time I’m in a public restroom. But all may not be lost and with the beauty of science it seems we can alter nature more and more every day. What would you say if I told you the technology exists today for women to pee standing up, just like their homo sapien counterparts, and that it only costs $5.95!

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