Entries Categorized as 'Utilities'

Fake Nails

Date July 29, 2007

For those spoiled cats that must simply have everything, well now they do. Soft Paws are caps that you adhere over your cats claws. Available in a plethora of different colors for all those diva cats, they’ll be styling in these.

Cat Killers

Date July 29, 2007

Helping to solve a problem I didn’t even know existed is this thing. No it is not a bullet proof shield for your cat, it is a CatBib. What is a Cat Bib you ask? Well the CatBib does not protect your cat from it’s food like you may think, […]

Grab-A-Sak!

Date July 25, 2007

When your product is called Grab-A-Sak! it pretty much writes itself. Simply strap this onto your shoulder and you’ll be hauling grocery bags like your competing in the World’s Strongest Man contest. Or even better, this would be perfect for the parents of sextuplets. Don’t waste money getting multiple strollers, […]

Word Up

Date July 20, 2007

Are you sick of your bird speaking gibberish all the time? Are you tired of trying to have an intelligent conversation with your cannery and it just sits there are chirps like an idiot? It’s time to put that lazy bird to work. If everyone else should learn English in this country, […]

Review: The Handler

Date July 12, 2007

Germaphobes rejoice, your savior is here. For all those people that cringe at the thought of constantly coming in contact with germ infested objects, like building doors and public restrooms, the Handler is here to protect you. No longer will you have to kick the toilet handle to flush it or open doors […]

Porta Potty 2.0

Date June 25, 2007

So we’ve all been there, on a long drive, maybe on a nice family vacation. Everything’s going great when suddenly uh oh, Billy has to go potty. You stop by the next closest restroom, wrangle the key from the gas station attendant since public restrooms are locked down harder than San Quentin these […]

Always Be Prepared

Date June 2, 2007

Sizeasy Comparison (Note: depth of knife was guesstimated as it was not specified)
Never be caught unprepared again with the Wenger Giant Swiss Army Knife with 85 over 85 implements and 110 functions you’ll be able to do everything from fix your bicycle chain to disgorge fishing hooks. Even though it may look unwieldy, don’t worry […]