The South Beach and Atkins diets are so yesterday. There’s no need to spend a fortune on expensive “specially formulated” food, go to meetings with Jenny or pump yourself full of drugs. You actually learned about the perfect diet your freshman year of college in Psych 101.

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Big Ben is the most accurate public clock in the world. Now you can get that kind of accuracy on your wrist. This watch is touted as being the most accurate ever created. Not only that, but it is precise in every time zone on the planet, with no work required on […]

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Cats need a place to crap too. With the Kitty Washroom your cat will be TCB (taking care of business) in style. What if your cat isn’t potty trained and craps every where you say? We got you covered…

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Got a big job interview coming up or a hot first date but it looks like you have two beavers growing out the sides of your head? This is a dilemma many have faced but few have conquered as trimming sideburns so they are perfectly straight is generally an exercise in futility. But not […]

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Remember the good old days when candy cigarettes were all the rage, you know before emphysema and lung cancer brought the whole party down by making smoking not cool anymore. Well ZeroToys is determined to not let the American Lung Association rain on kids parades anymore.

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If you study any well honed athlete, one common denominator amongst them all is they train very hard and they start training very young. As part of Japan’s every growing strategy to dominate anything and everything, they’ve set their sights on the next logical achievement, Beerfest (which as you all know “is […]

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So we’ve all been there, on a long drive, maybe on a nice family vacation. Everything’s going great when suddenly uh oh, Billy has to go potty. You stop by the next closest restroom, wrangle the key from the gas station attendant since public restrooms are locked down harder than San Quentin these […]

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Ready to finally go for that hula hoop world record of 90 hours straight that you’ve been dreaming about breaking since you were a kid. If you’re ready to do some hardcore hula training, the Hula Chair is up to the task. “This modern miracle combines the best of ancient traditional Chinese medicine […]

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Gives a whole new meaning to the term “potty mouth” and “you are what you eat.”
Kisses! Urinal

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Shoving a baseball card between your bicycle spokes is so 1980’s. Not only is it not nearly loud enough to bug the hell out of your neighbors, you’d be lucky if you could even find baseball cards today. With Turbospoke strapped to your bike, you and your friends can play Hell’s Angels all […]

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