Entries Categorized as 'Humor'

That Thong Thong Thong Thong Thong

Date August 5, 2007

Dog owners dressing up their dogs to match their outfits seems to be all the rage today. Jackets, hats, boots, pretty much any style you can wear, you can get for your dog (provided you have the money of course). Except when it comes to the almighty thong show, which seems to […]

The Perfect Gift

Date July 31, 2007

What do you get those people in your life that are absolutely impossible to shop for because they already have everything known to man. It’s a shopping dilema that has plagued man and woman alike for centuries. To this point you’ve basically had two options, do the gift card thing or what I […]

Fake Nails

Date July 29, 2007

For those spoiled cats that must simply have everything, well now they do. Soft Paws are caps that you adhere over your cats claws. Available in a plethora of different colors for all those diva cats, they’ll be styling in these.

Cat Killers

Date July 29, 2007

Helping to solve a problem I didn’t even know existed is this thing. No it is not a bullet proof shield for your cat, it is a CatBib. What is a Cat Bib you ask? Well the CatBib does not protect your cat from it’s food like you may think, […]

End Of Fart Jokes?

Date July 26, 2007

“If we can put a man on the moon, we simply must have the scientific ability to stop poop from smelling so bad.” The question is so simple and basic and yet so complex at the same time. How many of you have actually taken the time to ask youself, does poop have […]

Hammer Time

Date July 24, 2007

Making binge drinking at bars and college campuses across the country easier comes the Hammerhead Multi-Bottle Opener. God gave you two hands for a reason and being able to manipulate double fisted beers is one of the key evolutionary improvements that separates us from the monkeys. Now you can reload twice […]

Thank You For Smoking

Date July 24, 2007

Do you absolutely love everything about smoking besides the tar, carbon monoxide and actual smoke? Introducing Aeros Smokeless Cigarettes. “Aeros is used like a cigarette but requires no heat and delivers no smoke. Aeros does deliver nicotine vapor and cigarette-like flavor.” I know what you’re thinking. Thank God they keep […]

Have It Your Way

Date July 23, 2007

So be honest ladies, if there is one area where guys have it better, it’s in the bathroom department and specifically the ability to relieve themselves standing up. It was a cruel hand dealt to you ladies and I feel for you, especially every time I’m in a public restroom. But all may […]

What The Fark?

Date July 23, 2007

I don’t even know what the hell is going on here or what I am looking at exactly. Please, someone help me out and explain what these are and the correct drugs to be on for it all to make sense.

I Put A Spell On You

Date July 23, 2007

After a long day at work and a crappy commute home, sometimes you need to take out a little aggression. Now you can without damaging the wall or more likely your hand with the Ouch - Voodoo Doll Toothpick Holder. Each annoying thing your boss does or asshole driver that cuts you off […]