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August 5, 2007 | By Jared Howard | 631 Views
Dog owners dressing up their dogs to match their outfits seems to be all the rage today. Jackets, hats, boots, pretty much any style you can wear, you can get for your dog (provided you have the money of course). Except when it comes to the almighty thong show, which seems to be ever so popular today. But if you can show your thong, why can’t your dog?
Welcome to the Dog Thong. Now both you and your dog will be turning heads every where you go. The Dog Thong is much more than just a crowd pleaser though. It actually neutralizes dog farts as well. Made of activated charcoal cloth, it neutralizes ordors and gases on contact. Between this and Whiff! you can be assured that you’re doing your part to save the ozone.
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August 5th, 2007 at 8:31 pm
Doesn’t this interfere with the dog’s ability to satisfy his toileting needs? Our dog, Harry, could sure have used the charcoal though. You would hear this little p-s-s-s-t sound and know your eyes were about to begin watering.
August 6th, 2007 at 3:50 pm
ewwwwwwwwwwwww, that poor dog. I can’t see any dog not ripping that thing off and tearing it to shreds.
August 6th, 2007 at 6:15 pm
I like the dog fart neutralizing, but that’s just wrong - it would bug the hell out of my dog, and it looks awful.
August 6th, 2007 at 7:26 pm
That poor dog. What is it with people who want to dress up their pets?
August 7th, 2007 at 2:24 am
Really for it to be the same the dog would need pants of some sort (preferably low-riding), and then a thong poking out from that.
This seems to fit a different “need”.
August 7th, 2007 at 6:20 am
I think it would be better to use it on humans who fart too much.
August 10th, 2007 at 9:35 am
I would not have a use for this as my 2 labrador dogs live in a nice outdoor kenneled area, there they can pass gas to their little hearts are content. I don’t like animals indoors, it’s unhealthy for us and cruel to them if they need to relieve themselves and your not home to let them go out.
August 12th, 2007 at 2:47 pm
And… what is the use of a dog thong?