The Perfect Gift
July 31, 2007 | By Jared Howard | 540 Views
What do you get those people in your life that are absolutely impossible to shop for because they already have everything known to man. It’s a shopping dilema that has plagued man and woman alike for centuries. To this point you’ve basically had two options, do the gift card thing or what I call the “gesture” gift (i.e. bring them out to a nice dinner or a baseball game, etc). Well know you can give them something you can be an assured they’ve never gotten.
Nothing. That’s right; you can give them a beautifully crafted vial of nothing. Completely eliminate worries of the recipient not liking it because nothing is what you make of it. Like the saying goes, less is more and you can’t get much less than nothing.
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July 31st, 2007 at 10:29 pm
I have a cousin who always says he wants nothing for christmas. I’ll have to get him this!
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:55 am
Even better then a pet rock.
August 3rd, 2007 at 4:34 pm
It is most aggravating to have some one tell me they, “don’t want anything” especially during the holidays when I so much want to GIVE!
I need a few cases of these.
August 4th, 2007 at 11:01 am
I saw this and thought of at least four people who always say the want “nothing” for their birthdays and XMAS.
Talk about getting the person exactly what they’ve asked for!
August 17th, 2007 at 2:44 am
Just had another thought on this one. I wonder if they make one called “anything”