Cat Killers
July 29, 2007 | By Jared Howard | 491 Views
Helping to solve a problem I didn’t even know existed is this thing. No it is not a bullet proof shield for your cat, it is a CatBib. What is a Cat Bib you ask? Well the CatBib does not protect your cat from it’s food like you may think, the CatBib protects food from your cat.
Apparently one thing cats love to knosh on is wild birds. The CatBib prevents cats from knoshing on said birds. How does it work? “The CatBib is attached to the cat’s collar and hangs loosely over the cat’s chest. It works by gently interfering with the precise timing, and coordination a cat needs for successful bird catching. It effectively comes between the cat and the bird your cat is stalking. It works by using the simple principle of coming between the cat and the bird just at the last moment. It defeats all the cat’s stealth and cunning at exactly the moment it’s needed.” Or you could save your money and just pour some beer in your cats water bowl, since it sounds like it would probably achieve the same effect.
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July 30th, 2007 at 12:12 am
The cats of the world are being outsmarted–right.
July 30th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Can easily end up getting hung up somewhere and become a “cat killer”.
July 31st, 2007 at 1:27 am
And people expect cats to actually wear these things without ripping you to shreds with their claws? Oh, wait, Fluffy has a manicure with the kitty-press-on-nails.
July 31st, 2007 at 3:48 pm
I agree with the above said. If your kitty is active outside, this would not be a good idea. Cats are natural hunters, and honestly, Im proud of our Miss Sally when she catches a mole or mouse from the yard or kitchen. We’ll keep kitty treats on hand. lol
July 31st, 2007 at 4:44 pm
This sounds like a pretty useless invention. And embarassing for the cat who is trying to use her ninja sneaking techniques on an elusive bird enemy.
My cat would commit seppuku if I made her wear that.
It would bring her and her ancestors great shame.
You should never dishonor a cat unless you want ninja cat assasssins sneaking into your house at night to exact revenge with cute little shurikens and tiny nunchaku.
August 3rd, 2007 at 5:02 pm
Nice!
I wonder if they make them for dogs.
I never had a cat bird eating problem, but I did have a small collie dog that I watched catch birds in mid air flight and swallow them in one culp…..so weird.
August 3rd, 2007 at 5:04 pm
um…make that “that watched and caught”
note: edit please, if possible.