End Of Fart Jokes?

July 26, 2007 | By Jared Howard | 490 Views

“If we can put a man on the moon, we simply must have the scientific ability to stop poop from smelling so bad.” The question is so simple and basic and yet so complex at the same time. How many of you have actually taken the time to ask youself, does poop have to stink? Well Steve Schuster was determined to not let this become another unanswered mystery of the universe. Not only did Steve answer the question, he came up with a solution.

Whiff is your answer to smelly poop. “Just like underarm deodorant (and who would go without that?), Whiff eliminates an offensive body odor.” Made of 100% natural ingredients Whiff is comprised of stuff like Jerusalem Artichoke, Chlorophyll extracted from alfalfa and Desert Yucca, among other things. “I can’t believe you’ve really done it – it works! My wife says she wants you to send more pills and she will pay for FedEx overnight” says one thoroughly impressed customer. “Steve, all these years I’ve thought this idea of yours was crazy, but you get the last laugh because these Whiff pills have totally made my BMs stop stinking” says another. I guess the only question now is, will kids 20 years from now even understand fart jokes anymore after we’re all odor free, and does the thought of that and your own childhood fart joke memories make you a little sad at the thought of them becoming extinct?

Whiff

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