Thank You For Smoking
July 24, 2007 | By Jared Howard | 519 Views
Do you absolutely love everything about smoking besides the tar, carbon monoxide and actual smoke? Introducing Aeros Smokeless Cigarettes. “Aeros is used like a cigarette but requires no heat and delivers no smoke. Aeros does deliver nicotine vapor and cigarette-like flavor.” I know what you’re thinking. Thank God they keep the cigarette-like flavor because my partner likes nothing more than kissing my cigarette flavored lips.
Now you can show all those health “freaks” that made it impossible for you smokers to smoke pretty much anywhere public anymore by puffing (er not puffing actually) your smokeless cigs right in their faces. Nevermind the fact that you’ll look like a complete idiot walking around toking your unlit, non smoking cig sticks.
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July 24th, 2007 at 11:19 pm
So you don’t light these up? Just suck on them? And you get nicotine highs and cigarette taste? Now that smoking has been completely banned from every building in our school system, I may know of some people who would want these.
July 25th, 2007 at 3:47 am
I wish all cigarettes would go smokess. From someone who has allergies, it would be a real help to my lungs. Who would have thought? That’s kind of cool.
July 26th, 2007 at 11:58 pm
I hope it comes in cherry flavor. Maybe we get them hand in hand with the fart pills?
August 4th, 2007 at 3:02 am
No smoke but still your nicotine monkey gets a fix?
Anyone know the stock ticker symbol? : D
These could be a big
addictionhit!August 4th, 2007 at 11:25 am
This is definetely unique. My first thought is how will the city figure out a way to ban these?
Business owners - just imagine the potentials here. You could have a smoke free business that could welcome both smokers and non’s.
Smokers and non’s may start enjoying each others company again.
If they sell these things bar to bar….Whoops, I mean door to door. They’d make a mint in the bars and casinos. I’d sign up to be a sales rep! Imagine all the free booze - oh I meant to say “perks”, let alone the income to be made.
An ideal time to market these would probably be early fall/winter. That way the word would be out to smokers that you don’t have to freeze outside to get that nicotine buzz. Especially when smokers almost literally have to “walk a mile for a camel” to abide by building regulations.