Hammer Time
July 24, 2007 | By Jared Howard | 387 Views
Making binge drinking at bars and college campuses across the country easier comes the Hammerhead Multi-Bottle Opener. God gave you two hands for a reason and being able to manipulate double fisted beers is one of the key evolutionary improvements that separates us from the monkeys. Now you can reload twice as fast and get to that drunken state of retardedness and stupid decisions that much faster.
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July 24th, 2007 at 11:15 pm
A must have for every frat house in America.
July 25th, 2007 at 3:50 am
This should be given to all incoming freshman at WVU. When I was there it was the #1 party school in the country. They have been working to change that image, but I figure the beer companies hate the work that has gone into the image.
August 4th, 2007 at 2:04 am
Perfect! No one really likes to drink alone!
August 17th, 2007 at 2:39 am
Maximizing efforts - now that’s what I’m talking about !
August 19th, 2007 at 10:07 am
Time to get down to some serious drinking. Do not drive with this.