Have It Your Way
July 23, 2007 | By Jared Howard | 537 Views
So be honest ladies, if there is one area where guys have it better, it’s in the bathroom department and specifically the ability to relieve themselves standing up. It was a cruel hand dealt to you ladies and I feel for you, especially every time I’m in a public restroom. But all may not be lost and with the beauty of science it seems we can alter nature more and more every day. What would you say if I told you the technology exists today for women to pee standing up, just like their homo sapien counterparts, and that it only costs $5.95!
Welcome to the product that will change public restrooms as we know them today. Welcome to P-Mate! If you’ve ever been disgusted by the dirtiness of public restrooms or been out in the woods and didn’t want to squat and pee and risk being seen, P-Mate is for you.
Not only does the P-Mate eliminate the need to “hover” over dirty public restroom toilet seats anymore, you can skip the women’s lines all together and stradle up to a urinal in the no line ever men’s room. It’s also perfect for camping and outdoor situations where toilets aren’t readily available and works equally as well with skirts, pants, dresses and shorts.
Posted in Accessories, Humor, Unique
July 24th, 2007 at 9:55 am
OMG. I am laughing so hard. What a brillent idea for long trips where you either can not find a rest stop or the most dirty one.
July 24th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
It would be very handy for the wives or girlfriends of small plane owners.
July 24th, 2007 at 5:53 pm
Hah. It would feel so akward trying to pee standing up. Where would you store something like this anyway do they sell P-mate cases?
July 24th, 2007 at 6:28 pm
Or this would be perfect for wives or girlfriends of a fraternity brother!
July 24th, 2007 at 8:41 pm
Cool, you could write in the snow. But then how could you “relax” with that thing around? And storage? Would it just go into the purse? What if it wasn’t dry and leaked on your breathmints?
July 26th, 2007 at 11:24 pm
Ok seriously - That just doesnt look all that “right”.
August 3rd, 2007 at 3:59 pm
I actually do own one of these but made by another manufacturer, we own horses and do lots of trail riding with mixed company.
They work great! Just remember to hold it firmly against your body and when finished, shake like a man before dislodging it!
I carry mine rolled up in a ziplock baggy full of a few folded, clean paper towels.
And yes! You can write your name in the snow after lots of practice!
You still go out into the bushes for privacy so no one sees you peeing standing up, but not having to squat is very nice especially in rattlesnake country.
August 17th, 2007 at 2:41 am
EEwwww I’ll stick with sitting or squatting.
August 17th, 2007 at 2:42 am
Besides it would be my luck that I’d end up pee’ing on myself.eewwwww
August 19th, 2007 at 10:11 am
pirategirl: I agree. Do not squat over a rattle snake. Because your friends may not be as good as you think.
It would take a REALLY GOOD friend to get that vemin out.