Word Up
July 20, 2007 | By Jared Howard | 357 Views
Are you sick of your bird speaking gibberish all the time? Are you tired of trying to have an intelligent conversation with your cannery and it just sits there are chirps like an idiot? It’s time to put that lazy bird to work. If everyone else should learn English in this country, why should it be exempt?
Simply record whatever you want your bird to learn how to say into the Wordy Birdy Digital Speech Training Device and Wordy Birdy will play back your words again and again at adjustable intervals from 30 seconds to 30 minutes. Your bird will be ordering you takeout before you know it. Guys if this sounds vaguely familar, that’s because it’s also a tactic routinely employed by wives to get you to do something.
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July 21st, 2007 at 7:48 am
Everyone who enters is a winner
Everyone who enters is a winner
Everyone who enters is a winner
Everyone who enters is a winner
One way to teach the bird or (you)
July 21st, 2007 at 9:26 am
This would be perfect for my boyfriend!
July 21st, 2007 at 9:27 am
Buy me flowers.
Buy me flowers.
Buy me flowers…
July 22nd, 2007 at 10:18 pm
Awesome picture of Big Bird. The letter H was my favorite when I was a child. Don’t have a bird, don’t have a boyfriend, but interesting device.
Pick me as the picture frame winner. (30 minutes pass)
Pick me as the picture frame winner. (15 minutes pass)
Pick me as the picture frame winner.
July 24th, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Somebody who is too busy to teach their bird to talk, is just plain TOO BUSY. Surfing the web no doubt.
July 27th, 2007 at 12:28 am
I think this might be an oldie? I know the idea has been around for years, and vaguley recall seeing vhs tapes to help train birds. Might be funny if the batteries ran down, and your bird ended up chattering about like a drunk.
August 4th, 2007 at 1:48 am
Would be great for my last bird that talked, I tried to teach him how to say “Pretty Baby” but he insisted on saying “Pretty Bookie”.
I didn’t even have a gambling bookie! : D