The Pavlav Diet
July 20, 2007 | By Jared Howard | 403 Views
The South Beach and Atkins diets are so yesterday. There’s no need to spend a fortune on expensive “specially formulated” food, go to meetings with Jenny or pump yourself full of drugs. You actually learned about the perfect diet your freshman year of college in Psych 101.
The Shockolate Vault Jar will help you control those cravings better than Kristie Alley. With a timer that can be set up to 24 hours in advance, if you attempt to open the jar before the timer is up, you’ll be in for a nice shock, literally. If the guilt of cheating your diet doesn’t kill you, the jars there to pick up the slack for you.
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July 20th, 2007 at 8:31 pm
OK - and OMG. I think I can live withiut this one. No need to shock me into not eating a ton of candy.
July 20th, 2007 at 9:47 pm
Does it come in bigger sizes?
July 21st, 2007 at 9:22 am
Right? Bigger sizes … like a shocorefrigerator?
July 22nd, 2007 at 10:15 pm
Of course if all the candy wouldn’t fit in the jar or if you took more than one out, it would be useless. The things people come up with! LOL
July 24th, 2007 at 1:08 pm
Do you get shocked if you destroy the glass jar with a wooden mallet?
July 27th, 2007 at 12:10 am
I wonder if you backed up over it with the car? Didnt put the lid back on? But …….. it could work for kids! Oh that’s just wrong.
August 4th, 2007 at 3:07 am
KNowing me, I would still get to the chocolate, some how.
Best diet would be to have both elbows put in temporary straight casts, that way no food can be put up to the mouth at all. LOL! : D