Tan Anywhere
July 19, 2007 | By Jared Howard | 385 Views
Do you constantly feel like your chained to your desk? Never have time to go outside and enjoy the beautiful weather and sunshine? Most importantly, is your 9 to 5 putting a serious damper on your ability to get a good tan? Well don’t let that be an excuse for you to look ghostly one second longer.
With the USB Desktop Tanning Center you’ll being looking like a Hawaiian Tropics spokesmodel by the end of your 4 o’clock conference call. It features two base units which attach to either side of your computer monitor and is powered by any available USB port. Built into the base units are a total of 4 WOLFFE Ultra-violet 100 watt bulbs and it even comes with protective eye googles.
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July 19th, 2007 at 9:46 pm
Hah. This is too funny. If it makes you look anything like the guy on the right, then I’ll pass.
July 20th, 2007 at 9:46 pm
This looks like an old Saturday Night Live spoof commercial.
July 22nd, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Raccoon eye - no thank you.
July 22nd, 2007 at 10:22 pm
What color lipstick is the guy wearing in that picture? Oy!
July 27th, 2007 at 12:24 am
I think it’s “perfectly plum”. He’s over exposed. I wonder if the bulbs can catch paper on fire? No way would I put it on my desk. lol But hey, I don’t even care for tanning beds. I probably rake in enough radiation on the computer to fry an egg everyday just from the monitor alone, why do I need to add more?
August 3rd, 2007 at 4:51 pm
Oh my goodness!! Not another USB add on!
August 17th, 2007 at 2:34 am
Can you imagine sitting a drunk guy in a chair in front of this. I’d pay to see the expression on his face when it woke up and looked in the mirror.