Porta Potty 2.0

June 25, 2007 | By Jared Howard | 467 Views

So we’ve all been there, on a long drive, maybe on a nice family vacation. Everything’s going great when suddenly uh oh, Billy has to go potty. You stop by the next closest restroom, wrangle the key from the gas station attendant since public restrooms are locked down harder than San Quentin these days, and send little Billy off on his merry way to the bathroom. And what sight is Billy greeted
with? A horrifying scene that will probably scar him for life. A scene that far too many people have had to witness. We don’t have to live like this anymore though. If the human race can band together and figure out how to stuff cream inside a delicious golden sponge cake then we can surely come up with something better than subjecting ourselves to dirty dumpers. We can save ourselves and most importantly we can save the children. No longer will nightmares of violated toilets haunt our youth. The solution you ask?

Bumper Dumper! The Bumper Dumper’s patented design makes it the only hitch mounted portable toilet in the world. Close your eyes and you might just think you’re at home it’s so comfortable. Now your toilet comes with you instead of the other way around. Never be victim or subject your kids to public restrooms again. Now you tell me, wouldn’t you rather see this…

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